Splash and Crash

We headed to the pool again this weekend. Tay played in the shallow end and met a new girlfriend, who loved to share her pool toys with “the baby”. Daddy, being Daddy, discovered that the little girl's toy horse could poop water, and toot when held under water. He was quite amused with his findings. That's Daddy. Anyway, on a break from her water play, Taylor took a jaunt around the pool. Unfortunately, her belly, being as large as it is, creates an imbalance when she runs. Her body shifts forward, creating a belly-first torpedo-ing baby. Well, she was running so fast that gravity eventually reared it's ugly head and Taylor crashed face first on the concrete, her fall broken only by a bounce on her belly. She now has a large purple egg on her forehead, speckled with concrete marks. Looks like we need to find a waterproof pink helmet. Here she is pre-crash.